Cheating in TF2 Sonnet
Trapped back in that same place Held back by my broken neural solder traces I do the only thing I know how to Hacked into the mainframe wired directly into my brain I spawned a glitched entity So I had to change the game you see Forced my oppressor to glow with the light of a thousand suns Fighting one lowly blind lion You heared the thundering roars of my minigun Gibbing everyone walking passed dressed in blue but painted red Put my name up on that leaderboard swearing screaming in the chat they said "Go back to the wheelchair league you faggot cheater" So I bit the Sandvich ripped out my boxing gloves Gave that Scout a bear-hug Because Your the hare and I'm the tortoise Forcing my way in this world from streets to Team Fortress But you never heard the that tale told by Puskin or Dostoevsky Because while the flashy hare was napping That hungry turtle got to snapping Clapping Natasha bring the heat gushing rivers wetting the sandy Badlands I had to kick like Kazotsky When I taunt he had to leave the game Made me the team Captain despite my handicapping I can't aim but I smell blood, so they ought to Hale me Saxton