Love Like the Movies, But Not for Me
Well yes I must confess I want to love like I've seen in all these movies Cause I been peeping, fucked up how they got me dreaming Looking for my true pookie She hot and she spicy Then she could and she icy She seeing what I don't see even with her eyes shut But she don't even got to be a she Introducing me to new ways of living life by my gut
All the drive in the world they tryna ride our stide We balancing holding in unison on that tandem bike of life Hoes on either side we invite em over for cavier and pie then we yiffing in pile Take turns spitting verses singing balads bout how we lift each other's curses And god forbid I ever meat her and she reads this pathetic tattered sonnet But if she was the one, she'd have to clap back with an even hotter disstrack of a love letter
Call me the Dean with the cookies for the love cause I want that Gilmore Girl who can light the room like candles with just a smile But then she talking and she shining more brilliant than the sun She read every book on my shelf then tore apart every one I'll be jackson and you can be cooky just like Suki and I'll have your back like Luke Shit we could even thrive on being insufferable Like Richard and Emily we be so rich it makes you die Cause we drowning in that smooth butter, way we ride every type of vibe I'm desperate I won't lie, for someone starry Eyed Like Lorelei
Need to hurry up and meet my Giselle Saint Claire Wanna sneak out with Slipping Kimmy they can't catch this pair Where's the Black to my Pink like Marceline, eating buys for lunch I'm the fucking Vampire queen, but my P.B. in love is like 8 months Cause I'm weak and blind, but I got that clairvoyant eye So even if you stupid and brawny like a Ruby We could fuse a Garnet No more Lapis and Jasper I'm ready for the Lapis to my Peridot
I want her to get all up inside me Especially in my brain Doing sick trick show me how her clock ticks Man I wanna be so insane thinking bout all the cool things she did. I'm getting sadder felling that loving in the air but I'm not catching wind Because I'm just Dipper and all these dream girls is Windy And here I am boy-crazy like Mable these all dreams, only fables
So tonight you better hold me closer tiny because by the time I awake She done danced right out my bed All got me in my feels singing dreaming up late something Just Like Chet So many songs of love they put up on my TV screen But none for me So many lasses come to pass But love lasts only so many days The meaning of her kiss can't be dismissed It never seems to fade But I guess she's not for me, because I want a love like I've seen in the movies
And I be just like Carrie writing bout all the dark places where love don't grow, sleeping around with all these wacky weirdos I'm getting serious like Charlotte Don't care if she's a harlot because I crave a panther like Samantha Go getter who gon elevate ya I'll be the Che to your Miranda cause all my homies hate Steve Get you twisting up your whole world view, like you acting someone new
But alas all this pathetic mass I write can stay while these shortening seasons pass Cause I got love to give and learn to love myself more each passing day I'll follow my dreams and hope that lucky lass gone tumble through my way